It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  1. CRAZY COOKING GIRL

    CRAZY COOKING GIRL4 時間 前

    I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

  2. 《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》

    《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》6 時間 前

    *Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.* That's just a legend tho -3-

  3. momo

    momo9 時間 前

    Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

  4. carrot soup

    carrot soup11 時間 前

    0:14 wHAT DID I DO

  5. Hey Everyone

    Hey Everyone12 時間 前

    6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

  6. fortsaretaken

    fortsaretaken16 時間 前

    *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

  7. Mia Harp

    Mia Harp18 時間 前

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  8. Wønder

    Wønder18 時間 前

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  9. BTNLOCO

    BTNLOCO18 時間 前

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  10. Dana Neveu

    Dana Neveu20 時間 前

    Shutterstock

  11. theresamariee

    theresamariee22 時間 前

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  12. Bratu Horia

    Bratu Horia23 時間 前

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  13. Ashleigh Scanlon

    Ashleigh Scanlon日 前

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  14. Ryan Herd

    Ryan Herd日 前

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  15. Ali the potato

    Ali the potato日 前

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  16. Raisa Ryuna

    Raisa Ryuna日 前

    What happened to your room joana

  17. SophieWhiskers

    SophieWhiskers日 前

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  18. Nany V

    Nany V日 前

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  19. Clarie Crystal

    Clarie Crystal日 前

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  20. Creamii Subliminals

    Creamii Subliminals日 前

    Seniors: *n o o b*

  21. Disconext

    Disconext日 前

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  22. Anita K

    Anita K日 前

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

  23. I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

    I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy日 前

    Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  24. Jesse Ortega

    Jesse Ortega日 前

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  25. HowdyGents

    HowdyGents日 前

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  26. Crispy Chicken

    Crispy Chicken日 前

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  27. DAVE? Official Fanpage

    DAVE? Official Fanpage日 前

    God dammit Samantha

  28. Matthew Barnette

    Matthew Barnette日 前

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  29. Alex Stansbury

    Alex Stansbury日 前

    She's a modern day Velma

  30. ketsia

    ketsia日 前

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  31. Tessa Byers

    Tessa Byers日 前

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  32. Blake Johnson

    Blake Johnson日 前

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  33. The Magnificent WICKED

    The Magnificent WICKED日 前

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  34. John Smith

    John Smith日 前

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  35. Kpop Ruined My lifeu

    Kpop Ruined My lifeu日 前

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  36. ThatAwkward Vampire

    ThatAwkward Vampire日 前

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  37. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen日 前

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  38. Eren Datass

    Eren Datass日 前

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  39. Lizzy Grant

    Lizzy Grant日 前

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  40. Theresa Carmen

    Theresa Carmen日 前

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  41. Ana Taylor

    Ana Taylor2 日 前

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome JPgors on the platform

  42. Boy Wonder

    Boy Wonder2 日 前

    She need me

  43. Isaac Hunter

    Isaac Hunter2 日 前

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  44. Doh a Deer

    Doh a Deer2 日 前

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  45. SlowMoJoe9

    SlowMoJoe92 日 前

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  46. netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

    netko tko bi volio pretplatnike2 日 前

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  47. Abu Asliha

    Abu Asliha2 日 前

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  48. Tara Jones

    Tara Jones2 日 前

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  49. Allegra Tigani

    Allegra Tigani2 日 前

    What is she studying

  50. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby2 日 前

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  51. Dominic Durant

    Dominic Durant2 日 前

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  52. adri katzin

    adri katzin2 日 前

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  53. Jose Carlos

    Jose Carlos2 日 前

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  54. Falling Beauty

    Falling Beauty2 日 前

    Mom is turning into grandma

  55. Rattler

    Rattler2 日 前

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  56. *Call Me PB please*

    *Call Me PB please*2 日 前

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  57. Nicole G

    Nicole G2 日 前

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  58. lazyeye x

    lazyeye x2 日 前

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  59. Diana Cruz

    Diana Cruz2 日 前

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  60. gillian stingley

    gillian stingley2 日 前

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that