It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Twitter: tweet_joana
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  1. jamms

    jamms12 時間 前

    dont mess up *now*

  2. Amber Perkins

    Amber Perkins日 前

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

  3. Mrs. Lee Felix

    Mrs. Lee Felix日 前

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

  4. hey at least I tried

    hey at least I tried日 前

    I too, have an ungodly amount of muji pens

  5. Vernita Samuel

    Vernita Samuel2 日 前

    all her classes mostly seem easy

  6. Cyber_Blue

    Cyber_Blue2 日 前

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  7. lotte in weimar

    lotte in weimar2 日 前

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  8. Cash’s Vlogs

    Cash’s Vlogs4 日 前

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

  9. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep6 日 前

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  10. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic7 日 前

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  11. mj A

    mj A7 日 前

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  12. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah8 日 前

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  13. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell19 日 前

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  14. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales10 日 前

    i recognize that food court 😭

  15. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador10 日 前

    Yes

  16. rhianna

    rhianna10 日 前

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  17. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog11 日 前

    take me to harry styles

  18. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo11 日 前

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  19. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme11 日 前

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  20. azrielic_

    azrielic_12 日 前

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  21. K Lum

    K Lum12 日 前

    0:15 Olaf

  22. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith13 日 前

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  23. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival13 日 前

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  24. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega13 日 前

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  25. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey13 日 前

    ey i read percy jackson too

  26. Sahara

    Sahara16 日 前

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  27. coffee beans

    coffee beans16 日 前

    we have added features such as: adult

  28. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie16 日 前

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  29. rubz.x

    rubz.x16 日 前

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  30. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi17 日 前

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  31. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal17 日 前

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  32. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth18 日 前

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  33. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou18 日 前

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  34. ACC

    ACC18 日 前

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  35. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet18 日 前

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  36. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet18 日 前

    🌃🔪

  37. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child19 日 前

    physics is useless- tbh

  38. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin19 日 前

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  39. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista20 日 前

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  40. Glitch Exe.

    Glitch Exe.20 日 前

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  41. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii0420 日 前

    It’s my birthday :(

  42. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer20 日 前

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  43. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer20 日 前

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  44. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies21 日 前

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  45. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr22 日 前

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  46. no no

    no no22 日 前

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  47. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet22 日 前

    👌

  48. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie22 日 前

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  49. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August23 日 前

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  50. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis24 日 前

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  51. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman25 日 前

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  52. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ26 日 前

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  53. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly28 日 前

    I love the food part!

  54. bela the human

    bela the human28 日 前

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  55. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden29 日 前

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  56. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •29 日 前

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  57. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmazヶ月 前

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  58. Yo it’s Parissa

    Yo it’s Parissaヶ月 前

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  59. Kiera

    Kieraヶ月 前

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  60. Sabrina Haslam

    Sabrina Haslamヶ月 前

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha