Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
Next week: feel-good sins and feel-good sins.
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  1. Tyler Milos

    Tyler Milos日 前

    I need to add a sin when he said '8 outta 10 women'. Doesbt he know how to fraction he could have just said 4 out of 5 women.

  2. M000 Mbk U

    M000 Mbk U10 日 前

    funniest cinemasins in a while

  3. Yo Mamas House

    Yo Mamas House15 日 前

    This channel has really become garbage lately. Damn.

  4. Zechariah Alanoly

    Zechariah Alanoly19 日 前

    this movie is absolutely ridiculous, but that's why I love it

  5. Rhett Cujo

    Rhett Cujo21 日 前

    If Albert was black trying to answer his phone when he was being taken down dude would’ve been shot!

  6. coloredgentleman

    coloredgentleman27 日 前

    The kid from “The Visit” rapped better

  7. Ben Faulkner

    Ben Faulkner27 日 前

    We get it dude, you're woke. Now can you please go back to pointing out actual plot holes/continuity errors?

  8. ImAEpicCoderGaming

    ImAEpicCoderGaming28 日 前

    Ah yes. Everyone complaining about "sexism". How people love to ruin and hate on classic movies.

  9. Dean Emanuel

    Dean Emanuel29 日 前

    Role dam credits already

  10. IsebelleVrille

    IsebelleVrilleヶ月 前

    I love this movie, but even I have to admit it didn't age well lol

  11. Marc Braun

    Marc Braunヶ月 前

    Since the potrayal of women here is they are all perfect godesses the guys have to learn to earn to be in their presence and the guys are portrayed as dufusses or sleezy types, there is a one sided portrayal and sexism but you seem to find that in the very wrong direction. Isn't it sexist that it still is supposed to be the guy who should make the first step, impress the woman and change himself while she's sitting on her throne until she either generously desides he can stay in her presence or throw him away?

  12. Adrienne J.

    Adrienne J.ヶ月 前

    This guy is very wrong about the light touch on small of the back. When we women are attracted to someone then we absolutely like a touch on the back. It's not creepy unless the dude is creepy

  13. PC Principal

    PC Principalヶ月 前

    Ok, this movie didn’t age well, but does anyone still enjoy the movie despite it being mostly dated?

  14. Kim Wellard

    Kim Wellardヶ月 前

    As funny as this video is...Hitch still does well in the MeToo era. He's encouraging them to be charming and clever, he's not raping them. Still holds up great

  15. Olivia Ksiag

    Olivia Ksiagヶ月 前

    "I both love and hate retail workers. I've been there, but I was nicer than this" no you weren't. You were not nicer than that. You probably asked them why they didn't realize themselves that aisle two has a big two over it.

  16. Dee Lee

    Dee Leeヶ月 前

    Did age horribly...but it was bad anyway

  17. Alex Romeo

    Alex Romeoヶ月 前

    The Hindi version for this film is called Partner starring Bollywood Stars Salman Khan and Govinda. That's one sin more

  18. Rhys Malcolm

    Rhys Malcolmヶ月 前

    Do everything wrong with FOCUS

  19. Sinarda Tyler Jr

    Sinarda Tyler Jrヶ月 前

    When he started rapping eminem 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  20. Vincent Ferreira

    Vincent Ferreiraヶ月 前

    How much money do they expect us to believe Hitch makes in this movie?! He really can’t be making THAT much money. Those Sony control panels were a few thousand dollars to not only buy and have set up, but the stuff they control is expensive as hell, too lol.

  21. Vincent Ferreira

    Vincent Ferreiraヶ月 前

    Who named this girl after a reasonably priced, 1990s Toyota family sedan? 😂

  22. Álife Souza

    Álife Souzaヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="147">2:27</a> no discount George Clooney? Okay then

  23. C O P Y C A T

    C O P Y C A Tヶ月 前

    These Knicks jokes will still be funny and true in 50 years time

  24. Don Bentley

    Don Bentleyヶ月 前

    Y is f**k bleeped out but bitch not

  25. ‪86BlackCorona‬

    ‪86BlackCorona‬2 ヶ月 前

    the best part is when jerry raps hahaha

  26. Leon Dsouza

    Leon Dsouza2 ヶ月 前

    3k incels disliked this video lol

  27. Samson Hendrix III

    Samson Hendrix III2 ヶ月 前

    Sin: You didn’t need to let us know you were referencing Eminem from 8 mile... Great job as Always otherwise, Please continue ( cause I paused it...), Thank You

  28. Aelita Stones

    Aelita Stones2 ヶ月 前

    So SOOOO much bitching about sexism, when he is a GUY! on top of that you make sexist jokes all the time? pot hello? the kettle called. Stop trying to make some quazi politically correct speech and enjoy it for the fun movie it is. ffs. I love cinnima sins but this was just atrocious

  29. aaron mumbles

    aaron mumbles2 ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="566">9:26</a> one kiss bad for me - ajr

  30. Mr PoopyButtHole

    Mr PoopyButtHole2 ヶ月 前

    Hitch Hitch don’t call her a bitch 😂😂😂😂

  31. DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon

    DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon2 ヶ月 前

    CinemaSins doubling down on his feminist ally propaganda.

  32. Marcus Henry

    Marcus Henry2 ヶ月 前

    Sexism isn't a thing 🙄, if it is it's done by both parties. I mean he called game womanizing... I couldn't roll my eyes harder lol

  33. Snow Miser

    Snow Miser2 ヶ月 前

    God I hate your channel. Sorry I meant you... I hate you spacificly because all you see is “woman good men bad”

  34. Wilhelm Media

    Wilhelm Media2 ヶ月 前

    My crush on Kevin James Began with this movie, and I didn't even like boys back,then, I was very confuse to me, I am I man!

  35. Daniel Gilroy

    Daniel Gilroy3 ヶ月 前

    Nothing is wrong with this movie.

  36. Cameron Dorson

    Cameron Dorson3 ヶ月 前

    Their is nothing wrong with this Movie!!

  37. Tony Styles

    Tony Styles3 ヶ月 前

    Go offf king 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  38. Giulia C.

    Giulia C.3 ヶ月 前

    I honestly think that her reaction to the killer ancestor is definitely extreme. This guy died way before her parents were born, how much can have it affect her?!

  39. Real Name

    Real Name3 ヶ月 前

    Had an allergic reatoin to MRI dye the hospital injected me with prior to duh n MRI. Well swelled like Hitch's face lol they actually did use Benedryl (diphenhydramine) when the wheeled me to the E room area but it WAS IV so Ssin Cinemasins!

  40. Rosko311

    Rosko3113 ヶ月 前

    Cinema Sins dude outs himself as a male feminist in this video. Now we know how Woke he is. Lol.

  41. Cory Anderson

    Cory Anderson3 ヶ月 前

    Fav movie and you ruined it for me

  42. THE V I L L E

    THE V I L L E3 ヶ月 前

    The Spider Man joke is totally arbitrary but incredibly genius.

  43. Fallen But Saved

    Fallen But Saved3 ヶ月 前

    Jeremy. As a longtime viewer and admirer of CinemaSins you need understand that Comedy and "woke" do not work together. Lighten up

  44. Jesse Gray

    Jesse Gray3 ヶ月 前

    I kinda think CinemaSins should recuse itself from tackling RomComs. First, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. The nature of the genre relies on exaggerated characters, ridiculous situations, and overt contrivance. If everyone is "normal" and the plot isn't a bit off the wall, it's not much of a comedy. You'd be better off counting the times when there isn't something incongruous happening on screen--and this is coming from a guy who actually likes the genre. Second, despite what contemporary films would have you believe, having a character be right and awesome and flawless from the jump is poor/lazy writing and leads to dead plots. The point for most films that are relationship-centric is to show character growth, and how the dynamics of a relationship change because of it. Most RomComs show one or both of their leads with obvious, almost larger-than-life issues or hindrances at the outset--and those almost always come from a traumatic event that the audience sees in a flashback later on. In the case of Hitch, he suffered a crushing rejection and subsequently built a business philosophy that serves as a defense to protect him from that vulnerability and cover the wound. It should be flawed, and he should grow past it by the end of the film. Which he does. And the fact is, he isn't wrong. I won't bother with percentages, but there are in fact men and women who initially reject someone for superficial reasons. There are also relationships that would never have formed if circumstances didn't conspire to bring the two together outside of their own volition. (It can be something as subtle as having a class project together, or something more extreme like being stranded for a long period of time.) I'm not defending the full extent of his philosophy, because, as he says at the end, there are in fact no rules. A lot of people don't know what they want regarding any number of things in life, and while it is presumptuous to assume that romantic interest is a two-way street, attempting to create a situation that could foster reciprocation isn't sexist. --It's a bit ridiculous and extreme, but that's why it's a fictional business in fictional movie. Maybe they could have made it more realistic by having it not work out a few times; show a woman turning the guy down even after he puts his best foot forward. But who the heck writes a RomCom that derails the premise at the get-go just to make it resonate with reality? I'm not saying it's 'wrong' to point out flaws in characters or their perspectives, but when they are written into the script for a reason (the aforementioned character development and the "comedy" half of "RomCom"), pointing it out is a hollow, redundant endeavor. I enjoy the wit and perception in a lot of Cinemasins' videos, but pontificating about offenses (justified or not) is neither witty nor perceptive. Taking offense is lazy, as is creating material about it. Fortunately there are a ton of other great videos out there, but there could be even more if talent wasn't wasted on endeavors like this.

  45. Lauren Harris

    Lauren Harris3 ヶ月 前

    I used to like this movie in a trashy way till I realised that the message is purely women can't ever look past the superficial and need to be shown what will make them happy. Even at the end when he's all 'oh that dorky stuff worked' they still only get to that point because hitch was there to show the silly women what they really want.....I'm sad now

  46. Jesse Gray

    Jesse Gray3 ヶ月 前

    You don't have to be sad! That wasn't the point. Watch his MO again. His whole schtick is creating opportunities for men (it could cut both ways, but his business model is for guys) to get on a girl's radar when they wouldn't be otherwise. (How many times have you read about an actor or actress meeting their spouse on the set of a movie? Sometimes its the hair dresser or the assistant director--people who would never meet if they didn't happen to be in a contained/isolated environment that demanded they work together through the rigors of filmmaking.) The older you get, the harder it is to just naturally 'meet' someone. You have work...and that's about it. You don't want to find someone at a bar, and even when Hitch was made, trying to approach a woman out of the blue in almost any situation was frowned upon. So how do you pursue someone you're interested in if there's no way to even initiate a dialogue? Ironically, Hitch wasn't trying to show the "silly women" what they want--he was trying to get the guys to present themselves in a way that would resonate with what he assumed the women would want! He was having Albert change his personality to suit Allegra based on the one woman who rejected him. (The fallacy of course being that Hitch was rejected for no other reason than she didn't love him. He could have been dapper and suave and she still would have chosen the other guy.) While the initial premise of the movie did presume that attraction would be a two-way street most of the time (it rarely is), that was to give Hitch a reason for having the business at all. If 70% of the women didn't respond to the guy even when he put his best foot forward, Hitch would have to have gotten a real job. (And it wouldn't be a RomCom, because RomComs thrive on emphasizing the exceptions to the rules, not the status quo.) Ultimately, Allegra didn't fall in love with Albert because he showed her something. She wasn't too dumb to see she loved him. As Hitch admits, all he did was put Albert on her radar, which wouldn't have happened without the shenanigans at the beginning. I would agree that the machinations were manipulative, but if anything, the message to guys was the worn but true cliche, "Be yourself". The whole film was about two guys recalibrating their assumptions and getting over their insecurities. Both women had overt connections with the respective guys; they didn't throw themselves into the relationships, but they were never denying or rejecting the attraction. You can say the likelihood of such happy pairings is very slim (again, that's vintage RomCom), but this film didn't even tap into the "I hate him I hate him I hate him I love him" trope. All that said, I'm not saying you should enjoy the flick. But Cinemasins has a bent and can present things (particularly pertaining to sex, sexism, and relationships) in a peculiar way. Just wanted to give another perspective. I thought the movie was fun, though it's pretty low on my list o' RomCom favs. I get no compensation if you decide to enjoy the film again. ;) Cheers!

  47. Josi Bee

    Josi Bee3 ヶ月 前

    I still love this movie LOL. So hilarious you sit thru all the rom-coms! I'd be just as pissed having to watch all the cliche male movies lol

  48. andacondasqueeze

    andacondasqueeze3 ヶ月 前

    This movie is kinda really sexist. I forgot

  49. Megan Bailey

    Megan Bailey3 ヶ月 前

    This channel used to be funny, until it became focused with political correctness.

  50. Derrick Turner

    Derrick Turner3 ヶ月 前

    Sheesh... this Video & the Guy in it are Fucking ANNOYING and it has nothing to do with the Movie being Reviewed.🙄

  51. Pleastendub

    Pleastendub3 ヶ月 前

    "I'm really into my career right now. You believe that? Neither does she." I know you are stupid SJWs and it won't change if i try to explain it, but you misunderstood it! Hitch didn't mean that a woman shouldn't have a career, but that he doesn't believe that her career is the reason she doesn't want to date a certain man.

  52. Charles Manswoon

    Charles Manswoon4 ヶ月 前

    Benadryl in high amounts makes you trip major balls, scary tripping, not fun tripping so will Smith would most definitely be seeing spiders and acting scary as fuck next to her if he drank that whole thing from a straw, not just loopy. I know because Ive tripped on benadryl a few times because I had no other drugs and every single time it was a horrible trip.

  53. Nobody Asked You Podcast

    Nobody Asked You Podcast4 ヶ月 前

    Can confirm that benadryl fucks you up

  54. Xiphos

    Xiphos4 ヶ月 前

    He meant like the Sistine Chapel he would be his greatest work of art. Truth be told he doesn't get enough credit. He didn't lay down, that would take too long. He painted the entire chapel leaning backwards at a 45 degree angle and free-handed the entire ceiling start to finish. It was literally a back breaking, physically exhausting and near impossible feat that he accomplished on his own and changed a bland ordinary ceiling into one of the wonders of the world. This is what he means. It's going to be a back breaking, demanding job, but after the blood, sweat, tears, and suffering he'll have an astonishing masterpiece to unveil to the world.

  55. Aamir Khan

    Aamir Khan4 ヶ月 前

    Everything Wrong With The Pursuit of Happyness PLEASE (although probably impossible to find sins)

  56. nissimusic2

    nissimusic24 ヶ月 前

    Yes that amount of benadryl, will make you loopy.

  57. Alex Burke Music

    Alex Burke Music4 ヶ月 前

    You’re a pussy. Congrats.

  58. Kurtis Woods

    Kurtis Woods4 ヶ月 前

    U have credited lala land. I haven't seen it. I am still going to when opportunity presents. A bit of odd bias now. I've forgotten why, but U know people.

  59. Joel Carrasco

    Joel Carrasco4 ヶ月 前

    While this movie may be a little sexist, there is a game you play and some people just never got the playbook and don’t know how to get started 😂. I thought it was pretty good.

  60. Obi Boxx

    Obi Boxx4 ヶ月 前

    Bruh shut the FUK up

  61. Josny13

    Josny134 ヶ月 前

    All these kinds of things really do, is get someone insecure the courage to put themselves out there. Which has infinitely more chance of meeting someone nice, than sitting home behind a computer watching CinemaSins... Wait..

  62. Timothy Cannon

    Timothy Cannon4 ヶ月 前

    Also Michelangelo's David would fit the Pygmalion reference perfectly, Pygmalion fell in love with his own statue after he carved it.

  63. 10_Gauge

    10_Gauge4 ヶ月 前

    Allegra is an allergy medicine, so there may have been a sin in there somewhere. Also there's a reason why "In Vino Veritas" is a saying.

  64. That One Btxh

    That One Btxh4 ヶ月 前

    If you think *thats* a lot of vases you should see my great aunts house

  65. jeryart

    jeryart4 ヶ月 前

    I really don't care about this movie... but you are seriously fucking stupid!!! Almost nothing that you "think" is a sin is actually a sin!!

  66. George Pope

    George Pope4 ヶ月 前

    you missed 50%+30+90%=total, math to focus on tone?

  67. HawkeyeSTiGuy

    HawkeyeSTiGuy4 ヶ月 前

    Why is Cinema Sins trying to 'white knight' so hard? Lol. The jokes are a little dumb, but funny. Dude is fully triggered and angry at random jokes he deems as being "sexist." Lol. This was by far the least entertaining & funny SC vid I've ever watched because it's like an angry blue-haired feminist is screeching in my ear every two seconds....

  68. Tim Sevigney

    Tim Sevigney4 ヶ月 前

    Idk why but this movie reminds me of George Bush, the Chapel Show, Jimmy Neutron, Pokemon Emerald, K Swiss, ipods, a shit economy, dvd and vcr combo units and those shitty early stage flatscreen tv’s... Oh and Green Day

  69. Hannah Jordan

    Hannah Jordan4 ヶ月 前

    I wake up every day thankful I no longer have to deal with another person's sexual fluids and fragile ego. Give me sybian for kicks and a pet to cuddle thanks

  70. DeeSmokez Gaming

    DeeSmokez Gaming4 ヶ月 前

    PARKER!!

  71. Lovro Jurčević

    Lovro Jurčević4 ヶ月 前

    And in this movie.. the way she rides that car. I mean, if she would release the clutch without adding some gas, the car would stall and also if she would brake without pressing the clutch the car would stall again and i don't see a reason why did they have to record her legs if they don't know how to ride a stick

  72. The Sprawl

    The Sprawl4 ヶ月 前

    This would've been at least ten to twenty percent more credible if the actual Hitch, Christopher Hitchens, played the lead role. He had it going on.

  73. The Synergy of Blood

    The Synergy of Blood5 ヶ月 前

    The tones he's referring to don't come from the mouth but from another orifice...

  74. jmarrie91

    jmarrie915 ヶ月 前

    Lmao just watched Spies in Disguise where Will Smith wrote an original rap and that makes that sin that much funnier haha

  75. Jude Miniat

    Jude Miniat5 ヶ月 前

    These videos give me a chuckle 😁

  76. Ashley Williams

    Ashley Williams5 ヶ月 前

    I've giving you 3 sins for attempting to rap. hahahaha

  77. L456 TaterTot

    L456 TaterTot5 ヶ月 前

    Your Liberalism and PC bullshit is offensive, stop being a triggered SJW.

  78. Luv Supreme

    Luv Supreme5 ヶ月 前

    Man your sarcasm is off the charts. I freakkin love it. 🤣🤣

  79. BlackSH0veldeath

    BlackSH0veldeath5 ヶ月 前

    Bruh I love the channel. But man you are being way too SJW abou mysoginy It's not that serious. It's just a silly comedy. And both this film and what women want are chick flicks. And both did great with women. Unbrainwash yourself dude. How come iT isn't sexist towards men? It makes Albert look like a moron. His coworkers like cliche jerks. That one guy like a jerk who uses women. And will smith has no confidence when he likes someone cliche. And is a stubborn prick when rejected. And everyone at th speed date thing makes all men look pathetic. Who cares? It is just a silly chick flick and isn't supposed to be taken too seriously.

  80. Albino Rhino

    Albino Rhino5 ヶ月 前

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="929">15:29</a> sin missed, she slams the gas and the car stops.

  81. Mary Harrison

    Mary Harrison5 ヶ月 前

    You highly underestimate diphenhydramine