Everything Wrong With Battleship In 6 Minutes Or Less

*This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 5/18/12*
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  1. Benator

    Benator日 前

    you missed drifting fuckin iowa class battleship on anchor

  2. Matt FreeMatt

    Matt FreeMatt日 前

    06:16 Lose a boxing match to Chris Brown. (I fixed it for you).

  3. Matt FreeMatt

    Matt FreeMatt日 前

    02:39 Could you not yell "Todd" from Vamonos Pest?

  4. Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget

    Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget2 日 前

    Military porn :>>>

  5. Travis McNair

    Travis McNair5 日 前

    Lieutenant is the lowest rank an officer can have actually, so he hasn't been promoted at all

  6. John S

    John S5 日 前

    Except, in reality, he was promoted twice.

  7. Jackk Reacherr

    Jackk Reacherr6 日 前

    Everything wrong with Battleship: HAS RIHANNA IN IT. Ewww

  8. Kevin Clark

    Kevin Clark6 日 前

    Getting to Lieutenant is automatic in the Navy...

  9. James Flowers

    James Flowers7 日 前

    Bruh come on you know if they said “You sunk my battleship” you would ABSOLUTELY sin it

  10. Lee Hong Jin

    Lee Hong Jin13 日 前

    When the aliens flex on you after 10+ giant stielhandgranate hits on your ship.

  11. P0tatozz yT

    P0tatozz yT14 日 前

    Me; sees Liam Nelson. Also me; aww shit here we go again

  12. Jimmy Ayers

    Jimmy Ayers14 日 前

    Lots of museum ships keep their ammunition, for example the uss Massachusetts I think is a quarter of the way full with 16 inch ammunition

  13. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    They actually do have a few rounds of ammo on the old battleships

  14. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    Ropes on the side of ships can’t actually support the average body weight of a person

  15. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    Fancy guns add sin

  16. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    Wearing navy type ones on a ship add sin

  17. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    Full senior means highest ranking person and if there is more then one who’s been in the longest and being a weapons officer he probably is next full senior

  18. John S

    John S16 日 前

    Full senior what?

  19. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    Add a sin for better technology then we actually have

  20. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    And we actually do say we didn’t sign up for this bullshit whenever anything goes wrong

  21. chris bennett

    chris bennett17 日 前

    To make Lt in the Navy you just have to be in long enough and they called his brother because his brother is his CO but that should be a sin in itself

  22. John S

    John S16 日 前

    Because 8 separate comments are totally necessary. His brother isn't his CO. They're on two different ships.

  23. Big Boi Grapes

    Big Boi Grapes26 日 前

    im surprised he didnt say a million sins bam over

  24. Lorax Dave Walters

    Lorax Dave Walters26 日 前

    You sunk my Borrowship! 😦

  25. RecklessDWR

    RecklessDWR26 日 前

    Lol did they edit the Rihanna song cause of copyright?

  26. Gujikuj Tutu

    Gujikuj Tutuヶ月 前

    Why the fuck did they use the gun. When thay had fucking missiles. Why didn't they use SAMs for defense against those thingies.

  27. Rman Nayr

    Rman Nayrヶ月 前

    Discount Matt Damon!

  28. Rman Nayr

    Rman Nayrヶ月 前

    YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. James Shafer

    James Shaferヶ月 前

    Seriously dude, if this is all you have to do with your time........ ...... Go get a girlfriend

  30. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    @James Shafer Maybe I didn't care.

  31. James Shafer

    James Shaferヶ月 前

    Are you seriously this dense to not have seen the sarcasm in my original post? as well as the second? Really?

  32. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    @James Shafer Explains what?

  33. James Shafer

    James Shaferヶ月 前

    Maybe that explains it

  34. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    He's married.

  35. Dan Hay

    Dan Hayヶ月 前

    You missed a sin at 4:27 Hopper would have been severely maimed by the 127mm cannon practically going off in his face - he would be suffering at least second to third degree burns across his face and much of his torso, rather than by simply getting flung overboard...

  36. Alex

    Alexヶ月 前

    I actually like this movie no shame.... a little bit of shame :(

  37. Big TRAV

    Big TRAVヶ月 前

    Rhianna is Rheeeeeacist.

  38. Big TRAV

    Big TRAVヶ月 前


  39. Amy Waters

    Amy Watersヶ月 前

    How far away was that goldilocks planet? In ten minutes they get the signal and then come to kill us. Also, the Navy wouldn't assign two brothers to the same ship.

  40. Susan McManaway

    Susan McManawayヶ月 前

    The old timers were there as part of the awards ceremony and the ammo was scrounged.. Come on, all part of the movie

  41. Susan McManaway

    Susan McManawayヶ月 前

    @John S as to how they scrounged them for a museum battleship, IDK, Hollywood rarely gets it right 100%

  42. Susan McManaway

    Susan McManawayヶ月 前

    @John S right after Hopper asks the old dude about ammo.

  43. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    @Susan McManaway When in the movie did they say that? How does anyone scrounge munitions for a battleship?

  44. Susan McManaway

    Susan McManawayヶ月 前

    @John S that's what they said.. The fuel into the ship and anchors are so true, and the steam engine.. But it's movieland

  45. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    They scrounged munitions for a battleship?

  46. Susan McManaway

    Susan McManawayヶ月 前

    5th in command, right out of officer candidate school..

  47. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    @Susan McManaway What about him being 3rd or 5th in command? And yes, he's responsible for two ships being destroyed.

  48. Susan McManaway

    Susan McManawayヶ月 前

    @John S well, he was still 3rd or 5th in command the CO and XO were dead and the entire other ship was gone. I do think he was responsible for his brother's death and the attack on the Japanese ship

  49. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    Except he's been in the Navy at least 4 years.

  50. TheAttacker732

    TheAttacker732ヶ月 前

    1:26 That sounds like how most veterans describe at least one lieutenant. 5:50 She was kept mothballed for a long while, as in, light the boilers, load the guns, and you're ready to raise hell. 4 hours is a stretch, but not by a large margin. And she was in active combat service as recently as 1991. (Hell, I think we're still making shells for those 16" guns.)

  51. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    So a skeleton crew of old retiree vets and a handful of Naval personnel can perform all the tasks necessary to ready a mothballed museum ship in less than a regular work shift? And then take said ship into combat? Right.

  52. Alexander Blackburn

    Alexander Blackburnヶ月 前

    Why did he make lieutenant? Because if you become an officer and do not 100% actively screw up, you can make O3. Just like enlisted, up to pay grade 3 (E3, or O3), is essentially guaranteed as long as you are not a complete failure.

  53. Trailing Rails

    Trailing Railsヶ月 前

    "Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene."

  54. SealAngel

    SealAngelヶ月 前

    He's not a loser anymore because he cut his hair lol

  55. Akash Hazarika

    Akash Hazarikaヶ月 前

    It's not soccer it's Football man

  56. daiyoukai01

    daiyoukai01ヶ月 前

    When you play a CinemaSins video just because, but end up learning a lot of stuff about Navy from the comments :V I enjoyed this movie, but I know it's not good :( (more or less the same feeling from the Transformers franchise)

  57. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    What did you learn about the Navy?

  58. NoLifeking87

    NoLifeking87ヶ月 前

    I remember that old ship making a big drift. THAT would be a sin

  59. DragonKnight90001

    DragonKnight90001ヶ月 前

    If your wondering about that guy a.k.a “who the fuck is that guy at 1:46” he played dagaron in power rangers mystic force (probably butchered that name).......theres a post credit scene?

  60. NorseKraken

    NorseKrakenヶ月 前

    Promotion to Lieutenant is automatic. Every officer rank after that requires them to pass a board made up of superior officers. Hopper just had to manage to stay in for a certain amount of time to be automatically promoted to Lieutenant.

  61. kanavy khith

    kanavy khithヶ月 前

    Lol my favourite movie is better and it's 6 minutes on this video

  62. TheOtherGuys2

    TheOtherGuys2ヶ月 前

    This movie had so much potential. I mean, instead of having half the screen time being devoted to people asking what alien things are, it could have had like, an ACTUAL battle between a fleet of human and alien ships, commanded by Liam Freaking Neeson. Sin!

  63. Clay Johnson

    Clay Johnsonヶ月 前

    Not gonna comment on how Hopper is a Lieutenant but wears a captain's bars?

  64. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    Still confused?

  65. Alex Jessee

    Alex Jesseeヶ月 前

    Favorite movie ever

  66. Kevin Tang

    Kevin Tangヶ月 前

    How come the modern US navy can't sink an alien vessel, but a 40 year old Missouri can?! The USN could have just used their tomahawk cruise missiles!

  67. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    The Missouri is more than 40 years old.

  68. Simon Axelsson

    Simon Axelsson2 ヶ月 前

    Dose no one mind that the old ship apparently reload faster after the first shoot.

  69. John S

    John S2 ヶ月 前

    *does. *shot

  70. Derek Keenan

    Derek Keenan2 ヶ月 前

    Back when these videos weren’t 25 fucking minutes each. *ding*

  71. Horny Basket

    Horny Basket2 ヶ月 前

    “He must be a Vancouver fan” OOF my city got insulted

  72. Panda Boi

    Panda Boi2 ヶ月 前

    Did he say nothing about how he drifted a battleship?

  73. Randy Koher

    Randy Koher2 ヶ月 前

    This movie was worse than diarrhea shit with nuts.

  74. Brian Ronald

    Brian Ronald2 ヶ月 前

    That battleship was still operational in the 1990s.

  75. MrGreensweightHist

    MrGreensweightHist2 ヶ月 前

    Lieutenant isn't a high rank as far as officers go.

  76. MrGreensweightHist

    MrGreensweightHistヶ月 前

    @John S Ahhh, new info. That changes things considerably

  77. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    @MrGreensweightHist In the Navy, a full LT is the same paygrade as captain in the Army.

  78. MrGreensweightHist

    MrGreensweightHistヶ月 前

    @John S I'll have to take you word for it. I was army, and I know in the Army it doesn't take jack to hit Lt

  79. John S

    John Sヶ月 前

    Maybe, but it took several years to become an officer, whether OCS or ROTC, and then at least 4 years to get promoted to LT. The fact that he hasn't changed much, if at all, is astounding.

  80. Pee jones

    Pee jones2 ヶ月 前

    Discount Matt Damon 😂😂😂


    GYRENROCKZ2 ヶ月 前

    does the original got demoneytized?

  82. ThePinkHawaiian

    ThePinkHawaiian2 ヶ月 前

    Stone temple pilots don’t have business in a movie from 2012? Stone temple pilots go where they fucking want

  83. Justin Phillips

    Justin Phillips2 ヶ月 前

    The vets were invited to the ceremony, that's why there were so many on the ship. Computer monitors, sunglasses, and the windows in the small boats are all plastic, so they wouldn't shatter with the sonic boom. Those are just the Cinema Sins Sins I didn't see mentioned in the comments.

  84. John S

    John S2 ヶ月 前

    What ceremony?

  85. Ru Gray

    Ru Gray2 ヶ月 前

    Hold on. Why the sin for all the Navy Porn? That shit was good you SOB.

  86. Ma’Kiyah McLilley

    Ma’Kiyah McLilley2 ヶ月 前

    Oh no not Battleship this is like the best movie ever all sins removed🤣

  87. Nolan

    Nolan2 ヶ月 前

    Why did they re-upload a video?