Everything Wrong With Battleship In 6 Minutes Or Less

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  1. your boy

    your boy日 前

    this is one of my favourite movies and seeing its only 6 minutes mademe happy

  2. lol

    lol2 日 前

    Its still a decent movie, just not the best, the writing was ok and the effects were great.

  3. Paxton Speer

    Paxton Speer3 日 前

    No hasbro made the game BATTLESHIP

  4. Demon Lord Gaming

    Demon Lord Gaming6 日 前

    "Temperature -314 C°" shows how smart the makers of this movie are

  5. Cash Adler

    Cash Adler11 日 前

    I feel like I would’ve liked this movie if the main character was Ryan Reynolds

  6. RebelGaming 1.5.1

    RebelGaming 1.5.113 日 前

    The Missouri and the rest of the Iowa class battleships could get out to sea within an hour of work, unless she needed fuel or ammunition or repairs, there's a reason beyond speed they're fast battleships.

  7. RebelGaming 1.5.1

    RebelGaming 1.5.112 日 前

    And besides, I've been keeping tabs on literal forums dedicated to keeping track of the whereabouts and condition of the Iowa-Class. Still able to be used, have some equipment, there is a poor amount of trained crew though. Maintenance is usually happening when they close the museum, and those Tomahawks? They're literally able to be loaded in minutes.

  8. RebelGaming 1.5.1

    RebelGaming 1.5.112 日 前

    I left most of the details out for ease of typing, retard, I know about the Navy, and I know that those ships are still a very formidable force, even against the world's strongest warships, they alone could knock out multiple battle groups of the Chinese Navy before being sunk, they're super-Battleships/fast Battleships for God's sake. And even then I don't agree with the movie, it would take more than an hour currently, but in 2012, the ships were younger, by multiple years, hell, filming was probably done in 2011, that's an 8-7 year difference between now and then, and I will give the movie pros for showing the sheer power and speed of the Iowa-Class, I don't agree still, however, with the time it took, less than 5 minutes on-screen time, and probably 15 offscreen, that's a ridiculous amount of time. An hour? Possible. 20 minutes? Definitely not. Today, it's probably an hour and a half minimum, 5 and a half maximum. Depending on Ammunition storage currently, fuel, crew training, etc. My point is, it could've been possible to do it in an hour, but not in the screentime given.

  9. John S

    John S12 日 前

    @RebelGaming 1.5.1 Oh, right. Those are the only things that need to be done. No checking of water or food storage, let maintenance, repairs, loading of regular supplies, getting a crew together, loading said crew. Yeah, done real quick. Sure, the gun caps can come off, that doesn't mean that the ship can be ready in an hour or that the ships are still either in Navy control or currently on standby to be used. They might've, at one point, but things change.

  10. RebelGaming 1.5.1

    RebelGaming 1.5.112 日 前

    Thing is, they're ready to be put back into action at any time, given if we need floating artillery batteries. Therefore they would have Ammunition in a warehouse nearby or even in a locked munitions storage on the ship, The engines would be ready to be fired, and the systems would be kept in the best shape possible, why else would the gun caps be able to come off?

  11. John S

    John S13 日 前

    Except for the fact that they're no longer Navy property, and it would take more than those guys to bring it to combat readiness.

  12. Paxton Speer

    Paxton Speer20 日 前

    0:09 I actually hasbro made the game battleship so they can be in the intro

  13. Luis Got Gas

    Luis Got Gas20 日 前

    Can you do a video on wolf of Wall Street

  14. Nate Hill

    Nate Hillヶ月 前

    Do everything wrong with "Unstoppable" in 451 minutes or less...

  15. Kainable87

    Kainable87ヶ月 前

    Why do I feel this is a prelude to TopGun CinemaSins.

  16. Devil0027

    Devil0027ヶ月 前

    I fully expected a text block after the title to pop up and say “the entire movie...” and it only been 10 sec long

  17. Warhamsterxxx

    Warhamsterxxxヶ月 前

    Battleship rate of fire puts destroyers to shame.

  18. Zefanya Vannessa

    Zefanya Vannessaヶ月 前

    I need to watch the movie like aliens vs humans like ending baby name rose what that movie i need to know

  19. DGOfTheCentury

    DGOfTheCenturyヶ月 前

    i actually miss this kind of simplicity in the videos..

  20. Benator

    Benator2 ヶ月 前

    you missed drifting fuckin iowa class battleship on anchor

  21. Matt FreeMatt

    Matt FreeMatt2 ヶ月 前

    06:16 Lose a boxing match to Chris Brown. (I fixed it for you).

  22. Matt FreeMatt

    Matt FreeMatt2 ヶ月 前

    02:39 Could you not yell "Todd" from Vamonos Pest?

  23. Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget

    Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget2 ヶ月 前

    Military porn :>>>

  24. McNair Guitar

    McNair Guitar2 ヶ月 前

    Lieutenant is the lowest rank an officer can have actually, so he hasn't been promoted at all

  25. John S

    John S2 ヶ月 前

    Except, in reality, he was promoted twice.

  26. Jackk Reacherr

    Jackk Reacherr2 ヶ月 前

    Everything wrong with Battleship: HAS RIHANNA IN IT. Ewww

  27. Kevin Clark

    Kevin Clark2 ヶ月 前

    Getting to Lieutenant is automatic in the Navy...

  28. James Flowers

    James Flowers2 ヶ月 前

    Bruh come on you know if they said “You sunk my battleship” you would ABSOLUTELY sin it

  29. Lee Hong Jin

    Lee Hong Jin2 ヶ月 前

    When the aliens flex on you after 10+ giant stielhandgranate hits on your ship.

  30. P0tatozz yT

    P0tatozz yT2 ヶ月 前

    Me; sees Liam Nelson. Also me; aww shit here we go again

  31. Jimmy Ayers

    Jimmy Ayers2 ヶ月 前

    Lots of museum ships keep their ammunition, for example the uss Massachusetts I think is a quarter of the way full with 16 inch ammunition

  32. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    They actually do have a few rounds of ammo on the old battleships

  33. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    Ropes on the side of ships can’t actually support the average body weight of a person

  34. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    Fancy guns add sin

  35. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    Wearing navy type ones on a ship add sin

  36. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    Full senior means highest ranking person and if there is more then one who’s been in the longest and being a weapons officer he probably is next full senior

  37. John S

    John S2 ヶ月 前

    Full senior what?

  38. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    Add a sin for better technology then we actually have

  39. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    And we actually do say we didn’t sign up for this bullshit whenever anything goes wrong

  40. chris bennett

    chris bennett2 ヶ月 前

    To make Lt in the Navy you just have to be in long enough and they called his brother because his brother is his CO but that should be a sin in itself

  41. John S

    John S2 ヶ月 前

    Because 8 separate comments are totally necessary. His brother isn't his CO. They're on two different ships.

  42. h h

    h h2 ヶ月 前

    im surprised he didnt say a million sins bam over

  43. Lorax Dave Walters

    Lorax Dave Walters2 ヶ月 前

    You sunk my Borrowship! 😦

  44. RecklessDWR

    RecklessDWR2 ヶ月 前

    Lol did they edit the Rihanna song cause of copyright?

  45. Gujikuj Tutu

    Gujikuj Tutu2 ヶ月 前

    Why the fuck did they use the gun. When thay had fucking missiles. Why didn't they use SAMs for defense against those thingies.

  46. Rman Nayr

    Rman Nayr3 ヶ月 前

    Discount Matt Damon!

  47. Rman Nayr

    Rman Nayr3 ヶ月 前

    YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. James Shafer

    James Shafer3 ヶ月 前

    Seriously dude, if this is all you have to do with your time........ ...... Go get a girlfriend

  49. John S

    John S3 ヶ月 前

    @James Shafer Maybe I didn't care.

  50. James Shafer

    James Shafer3 ヶ月 前

    Are you seriously this dense to not have seen the sarcasm in my original post? as well as the second? Really?

  51. John S

    John S3 ヶ月 前

    @James Shafer Explains what?

  52. James Shafer

    James Shafer3 ヶ月 前

    Maybe that explains it

  53. John S

    John S3 ヶ月 前

    He's married.