Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less

G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...
We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Next week: Something animated.
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  1. John Rankin

    John Rankin19 時間 前

    All the Joe's and soldiers had to be apart of NATO in this movie even though they were mostly Americans/American actors and we see Nato flags everywhere.. I'd add sins on just for this.. Everyone knows in the cartoons and comics that G.I. Joe is a AMERICAN unit and not fucking NATO..

  2. Parkour Yan

    Parkour Yan2 日 前

    Black dude: don't make me shoot a woman you: THAT'S RACIST

  3. Craig

    Craig2 日 前

    Ms Jackson if you nasty!!!!😂😂😂😂

  4. Tariq Sharif

    Tariq Sharif3 日 前

    u kinda missed the part where the ice falls in water.... just saying ;)

  5. Swagg Surfer

    Swagg Surfer4 日 前

    9:53 lol snake eyes is like how tf dude know?? haha

  6. Steven M

    Steven M4 日 前

    I remember as a kid watching GI Joe cartoons and noticing that when a Cobra soldier was captured they would show him in a prison cell but the animators still drew the grenades hanging on his uniform...really nice things to have while in a prison cell huh?....and of course whenever a Cobra plane got shot down they always had to show the pilot escaping in his parachute....they keep fighting each other so long because NOBODY DIES in any episode!!!

  7. An Apollo Guize

    An Apollo Guize6 日 前

    Wait, did the ice at the end start sinking when the base blew up? dafuq kind of ice sinks! *DING*

  8. Michael Khalid

    Michael Khalid7 日 前

    you should do one for its sequel lol

  9. Shawn N

    Shawn N9 日 前

    The Good: The Baroness, General Hawk, Storm Shadow, the techno weapons The Bad: the script, Rip Cord being a comedic character, the suits, Rachel Nichols The Ugly: Snake Eyes outfit, Cobra Commander

  10. Kannah Vivien

    Kannah Vivien10 日 前

    This movie had wayyy too many flash-backs in it. For every character. I almost would've preferred watching this movie with narration summing up every important character's backstory.

  11. Martin Potts

    Martin Potts13 日 前

    I'm sorry but the whole film should be the video.

  12. Kimberly Latrice

    Kimberly Latrice14 日 前

    Wow - Rick, Loch-Nay, and Imotep from The Mummy Returns were recast together in this movie!

  13. Ignatius Rocky

    Ignatius Rocky14 日 前

    basically the whole movie is wrong

  14. David Manning

    David Manning15 日 前

    God that movie was so bad

  15. Mike Sinyaboot

    Mike Sinyaboot15 日 前

    Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Orange man bad!! Ruuussssiiiiaaaa. Impeachhh!!........other random NPC noises!!!!!

  16. Daisy Anderson

    Daisy Anderson16 日 前

    This is a kids movie

  17. Angl0sax0nknight

    Angl0sax0nknight17 日 前

    Did they hire Jason in space (18.07) ?

  18. Kainable87

    Kainable8717 日 前

    5:49 okay, so the MAGA line. I did not look at the date stamp for this upload. Getting bit by a snake is not exactly how it works. But Trump had HUGE turn outs to his rallies and Hillary had enough that I could count them all on my digits.

  19. abracadabra alakazam

    abracadabra alakazam18 日 前

    Is it me or this is movie version of Command and Conquer Tiberium universe

  20. Raun Smith

    Raun Smith20 日 前

    God, I forgot how terrible this sequel was.

  21. Ravigyne

    Ravigyne23 日 前

    Still deserves at least 1000 sins for ignoring the obvious. Badguy's company built the things. Just give them over to Cobra and things go down without the Joes knowing.

  22. Suisyo

    Suisyo27 日 前

    Oh man I was hoping they did one of these for the GI Joe Retaliation. Watched it last night and the whole time kept thinking of how many sins it would get 😆

  23. 505 Booker 2049384

    505 Booker 2049384ヶ月 前

    What the fuck, This movie shat all over gi Joe and the first one Fecal matter splashed all over my childhood sense of Patriotic vision

  24. Shurikenger25

    Shurikenger25ヶ月 前

    17:59 Cheat Commandos! They're maybe fighting for freedom! And each are sold separately! Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil! Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!

  25. anthony james

    anthony jamesヶ月 前

    they should have asked a real fan on what they would have liked to seen in the movie.

  26. Alyssin Williams

    Alyssin Williamsヶ月 前

    I enjoyed this film

  27. Josh Jenner

    Josh Jennerヶ月 前

    +100 sins for the worst acting by everyone in this film , that Channing guy is just awful 🙈

  28. Sreyan Kanungo

    Sreyan Kanungoヶ月 前

    One third of the critics here are just him making weird jokes

  29. Joe Petri

    Joe Petriヶ月 前

    Retaliation please

  30. Derrick Nichols

    Derrick Nicholsヶ月 前

    2nd class Sega Genius graphics 😄😄. I'm laughing

  31. Samantha Fitzgibbon

    Samantha Fitzgibbonヶ月 前

    Good Lord. I saw this in theaters. I remember NOTHING. Not a good sign.

  32. Krysti_NF

    Krysti_NFヶ月 前

    1 sin for you buddy, for not fitting in Cobra's theme song.

  33. Kuya Cyren Shadow

    Kuya Cyren Shadowヶ月 前

    The gi joe is a great movie bro

  34. GCT10/31/1990

    GCT10/31/1990ヶ月 前

    Why doesn't Cinema Sin know the difference between sexiest and racist... You just just making a phrase "That's Racist" about a situation which more so involved sex or gender (depending on if you wanna get into a fight with a transgender which I don't, better just use both to be sure) not killing a woman because she's a woman is more so sexiest... Where does race come into this?

  35. Adam Gilbreth

    Adam Gilbreth2 ヶ月 前

    Can we also point out that this movie has a bunch of actors that were in the Mummy Movies

  36. Axel Rodríguez

    Axel Rodríguez2 ヶ月 前

    Kaya scarlario gets emotional for a role of kartina scar in league of legends 2019 movie

  37. Mike Crow

    Mike Crow2 ヶ月 前

    The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.



    1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history

  39. Dustin Reid

    Dustin Reidヶ月 前

    Look up the oh my god from troll 2.

  40. Horizon Studios

    Horizon Studios2 ヶ月 前

    2:57 "Don't make me shoot a woman" Cinema Sins - That's Racist! Me - erm, don't you mean sexist?..

  41. ExQtics

    ExQtics2 ヶ月 前

    I forgot this movie existed

  42. Supreme Being

    Supreme Being2 ヶ月 前

    growing up with Gi Joe its hard to watch....They could put the Marvel folks behind this and make it good if they put their minds to it....many great plots and stories to be used.

  43. krewtaun 707

    krewtaun 7072 ヶ月 前

    I loved these films until they killed duke

  44. BONOKI

    BONOKI2 ヶ月 前

    i still enjoyed the flicker... but thanks for the laughts.

  45. patriot459

    patriot4592 ヶ月 前

    Avoid potholes. Car gets hit by train and flips through oh and also blows up haha

  46. Emmanuel Reynoso

    Emmanuel Reynoso2 ヶ月 前

    At 11:02, it's clear you've never ridden a bike in the rain. While yeah he should've been wearing a helmet, that shit *sucks* if it hits you in the eye.

  47. Jafar ALHADAD

    Jafar ALHADAD2 ヶ月 前

    I'll be honest captain america Winter soldier movie is a much better g.i joe movie than actual G.i Joe movie

  48. Izumi

    Izumi2 ヶ月 前

    Come on hurry up and do the sequel!

  49. crabbieappleton

    crabbieappleton2 ヶ月 前

    I never noticed that Snake Eyes has a mouth molded into his mask. Sinworthy or just weird?

  50. Chris Jacobs

    Chris Jacobs2 ヶ月 前

    Dennis Quad is the worst actor ever!!

  51. Andrew Marshall

    Andrew Marshall2 ヶ月 前

    It's good to see these guys all here, but doctor who is that?

  52. Crusadercaster

    Crusadercaster2 ヶ月 前

    I have literally been waiting for this since the channel’s birth, I might have to sub again

  53. axeyguitar888

    axeyguitar8882 ヶ月 前

    No one gonna mention that they have both the protagonist and the antagonist from The Mummy here.....

  54. Christian Carrillo

    Christian Carrillo2 ヶ月 前

    As a kid I didn’t even know how bad this movie was and now that I do.....

  55. Josh Kenobi

    Josh Kenobi3 ヶ月 前

    "Now what was your plan, run 3,000 miles across the ice?!?" Would've been the perfect chance to say Storm Shadow would be excellent at Cinemasins.

  56. Lord Of The World

    Lord Of The World3 ヶ月 前

    That maga rallies comment was hilarious!

  57. Shlomi Catz

    Shlomi Catz3 ヶ月 前

    the second movie published in 2010. but the Israeli PM is identical to Ehud Olmert, the retired PM in 2009

  58. Keith Ellis

    Keith Ellis3 ヶ月 前

    Why???? Bad movie.

  59. Solaceboy

    Solaceboy3 ヶ月 前

    Lorenzo di Bonaventura is responsible for making this piece of trash.

  60. Porygon-Z

    Porygon-Z3 ヶ月 前

    I am surprised you didn't point out General needs a wheelchair after having his chest slashed. It's not like he walks on nipples or anything.

  61. Mr. Nemo

    Mr. Nemo3 ヶ月 前

    well...I used to enjoy these...but in the last two i've watched you've insulted anyone who isn't a lefty turd. I'm out